Psilodump

Good morning. In case some of you have Spotify, and have stumbled upon this Psilodump track called “Saturnus”, please recognize that it’s not made by me. It’s a remix by Per Hammar, released by Eltronic Fusion Records.

Let me explain: When approached by Per, requesting an OK for a label to release his remix, I said “no” - simply, because I just didn’t like it.

Later on, curiously, the label released it anyways, which made me completely furious! I swiftly jumped out the window, without even opening it first, meanly chased a badger with a fly swatter, climbed up in a carefully selected tree in total fury and rage, and from the tree top I shouted, loud but not incontrovertibly clear: “DOO NOOT WANT!”. This is all true.

But then, the label said “oh sorry”. And I said “naaw, forget about it – could happend to anyone”, and ate dinner. They said: “Hey! Don’t cry – we give you millions of $$$”. I said: “well, considerably correct amount, for very yes!”. So for a brief but glorious moment in time, I thought I had won, and that all my troubles would finally be long gone. But….. I failed.

The remix came back to haunt me – only this time, credited as if it was made by me!!! On Spotify!!!

So now you know my secret… impressed?

no? then listen to the original version, and make up your own theory: Psilodump – Saturnus (from 2001)